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Modern Witch Shoppe

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

Medicinal plants

'The funny part is that the aerial was fine -- the TV set was just unplugged!'

This is NOT 'nipping out'.

Excellent crop! What's your secret?

Traditional vs alternative medicine.

'So much for talking to plants. I distinctly heard it tell me to shut up!'

'Actually, it's good, old fashioned, chicken soup.'

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

Bonsai Exhibit

"Weeds are like kids. They grow up so fast."

'A large Swiss Pharmaceuticals company has expressed serious interest in my potion.'

'Thyme heals all wounds.'

The Last Days of a Hydrangea

Little Farm Shop of Horrors with G.M produce turned into man eating plant

'Today's entrees are the Breast with Thyme, and the Wurst with Thyme.'

The beautiful but deadly 'Venus dog trap'.

Executive grows martinis in his garden.

Cover story: Plant World.

Technical Terms Explained: Suckers.

"Aren't you getting a little carried away with this herbal medicine, Doctor?"

Extreme Naturopathic Medicine.

"If I don't think it's going to work, will it still work?"

'What do you mean the FDA is going to start regulating the use of eyes of Newts?'

'I was tired of my goaty, so I decided to grow a moustache...'

Hose and Flower in Perfect Harmony.

"Your roots are showing."

"Where are the perineums?" "Aisle 3. Between the vaginas and the rectums."

'Today's lecture is on Herbology... so without furthe ado, let me introduce Herb!'

"I'm thinking of switching to an all vegan diet...based on carrots...mainly carrots..."