Herbal Tea Sorceress Gifts

Gals! Are you entering you 'goddess' years?

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

'Needs salt!'

'Your house is spotless, your children are well behaved and dinner was delicious. How do you do it?'

Witch's Brew.

Witches of Instagram

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

'Nobody does curses like Gordon Ramsay.'

I mean, do I set the oven at 400'? 450'? How long do I keep them in? Do I turn them halfway through cooking? Oh, if only children came with instructions.

"You'd be amazed how just a little soybean meal adds to the protein content of powdered bats wing and next tails."

Happy Meals for Grown Ups

"And now from downtown!"

Natural Medicines

"It's a recipe for self-care."

Sir, we have plenty of fine herbal tea for you to sample...but you're drinking the potpourri.

Wow. That WAS a lot faster.

"She works best in hex mode."

Master Mum

'This is Muriel's kitchen, where the magic happens -- you know, Voodoo and stuff like that,'

'It's true. Since I've been using this organic stuff, my potions are far more effective.'

Marvo The Magician - "Don't disappear your tea's nearly ready."

"We're out of chrysanthemum." "I ordered chrysanthemum tea. This is not chrysanthemum tea. This is chamomile." "I've had a chrysanthemum tea every day for the last 80 years, and I'm still alive and well." "Are you trying to kill me?" "Are all old folks this superstitious?" "Superstition's always worked in the past."

Organic Beans

How To Hex From Home

"Coffee's been making me jittery, so I'm trying some herbal tea."

"Dios mio! I can't believe they're selling this!"

"It never looks as good as the picture in the recipe book."

"Do you have a scent which will attract customers to our fees?"

"Darjeeling, Earl Grey, blackberry, sassafras, chamomile, rose hip, cranberry, orange pekoe, spicy cinnamon, peppermint, licorice, strawberry patch, sesame, mint, Chinese, or carob?"

'The complimentary herbal tea is around the corner. You're drinking the potpourri.'

"Oh...and I added some pepper to that soup you're making on the stove."

Witch and cauldron, "Eye of newt, Leg of toad,boil in bag"

'Listen to me, Margie -- you can't solve all your problems with herb tea!'