Herbal Tea Enthusiast Gifts

'The complimentary herbal tea is around the corner. You're drinking the potpourri.'

'Listen to me, Margie -- you can't solve all your problems with herb tea!'

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

"Black or white, Vicar?"

Tea of Love

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

Too much cilantro

Time for tea and friendship.

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

Mea Maxima Cuppa

Time for Tea!

'I bet you think I'm drinking tea...'

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

'So glad you could make it! Do come in...'

"Well, it's been nice. And obviously the £10 million win hasn't change you. . . . A mug of tea an' a couple garibaldies - as tight as ever!"

"Things are looking up!"

"You had me at alternative milk."

' I let you think it's your ides...then I agree with you.'

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

'It's first flush Darjeeling darling!'

The American Tearoom, Moscow

'We like a nice pot of tea.'

O Christmas Tea

'Here you are. I got tired of making you endless cups of tea..!'

Shall I be mother?

First aid departments

Mrs. Gamp makes tea

'Oh I don't mind you turning over my cups to look at the mark. But next time, please finish your tea.'

"He had a request for me on the radio today. He wanted me to bring him a cup of tea."

"Don't tell coach about this- he doesn't want us to be friends."

'Thyme heals all wounds.'

Wife with frying pan waits for hubby to catch fish.

'Careful, this used to be hot.'

Coffee-Rex: Even more irritable than a Tea-Rex.