Herbal Remedy Skeptic Gifts

"I curse the day I ever heard of Ginkgo Biloba."

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

'Mom's Spa'

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

'Thyme heals all wounds.'

"Aren't you getting a little carried away with this herbal medicine, Doctor?"

"How many more times, you've got hayfever, so no, you can't have any cannabis oil."

'St John's wort ambulance' - hippy ambulance.

'I'm taking you off the herbal tea.'

Natural Medicines

"The doctor says your injury is not serious...we're going home."

"Lay off the natural remedies. You're beginning to ferment."

'I hope this alternative Chinese medicine works!'

"I'm hoping for herb immunity."

"You should have called your stall 'Thyme Is A Healer'."

Alternative medicine

"For someone in the hospital, I'd recommend this arrangement -pleasant colors, a nice variety, and they all can be eaten for medicinal purposes."

New Age Anatomy...

"Sergio, we don't have to spend so much money on health insurance."

"The pharmacist will be with you shortly to answer any questions that you have."

"Here, let me put some ointment on your bug bite. I made it myself from cayenne powder, licorice root and mugwort leaves blended with that vanilla pudding I made last week. Hmm...it's not here."

"Mr. Dinsdale - come back!"

'It appears to be a side effect of those herbal eye drops you've been using.'

"Please escort Miss Delgado to the private waiting room. She's curing my patients again."

For Witches of a Certain Age

Farmacy.

1999 Influenza Chic.

Hippy fighting off medicine.

"I tried a traditional Chinese herbal remedy for writer's block and it worked great. I wrote four new chapters in two days. Unfortunately, it was all in Chinese and I can't read Chinese."

'I think it is a side effect of the herbal shampoo you're using.'

Vlad, The Acupuncturist.

Herbal/Verbal Remedies: "Snap out of it."

Vending Machine in Alternative Medicine Clinic

"Wow! I've never seen so many get-well plants!"