Herbal Remedy Skeptic Prints

"I curse the day I ever heard of Ginkgo Biloba."

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

'Mom's Spa'

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

'Thyme heals all wounds.'

"Aren't you getting a little carried away with this herbal medicine, Doctor?"

"How many more times, you've got hayfever, so no, you can't have any cannabis oil."

'St John's wort ambulance' - hippy ambulance.

'I'm taking you off the herbal tea.'

Natural Medicines

"Lay off the natural remedies. You're beginning to ferment."

"The doctor says your injury is not serious...we're going home."

"This mixture of herbs and spices will rid the casa of ghosts! I will send them fleeing into the night!"

"I'm hoping for herb immunity."

"Here, let me put some ointment on your bug bite. I made it myself from cayenne powder, licorice root and mugwort leaves blended with that vanilla pudding I made last week. Hmm...it's not here."

'I hope this alternative Chinese medicine works!'

New Age Anatomy...

"The pharmacist will be with you shortly to answer any questions that you have."

"You should have called your stall 'Thyme Is A Healer'."

"Sergio, we don't have to spend so much money on health insurance."

Alternative medicine

"For someone in the hospital, I'd recommend this arrangement -pleasant colors, a nice variety, and they all can be eaten for medicinal purposes."

I heard you've to an awful, mysterious pain in the side of your face. Yeah. You can try the modern approach, drug yourself silly so you don't feel the pain. You know a better way, Sadie? Well, in your case, I'd suggest going with the tried and true cure-all: Drill a hole in your head to let out the demons. No need. You're already out. That's ... Well-played, nemesis. Well-played.

"Please escort Miss Delgado to the private waiting room. She's curing my patients again."

"Mr. Dinsdale - come back!"

'It appears to be a side effect of those herbal eye drops you've been using.'

For Witches of a Certain Age

Farmacy.

1999 Influenza Chic.

Hippy fighting off medicine.

Vlad, The Acupuncturist.

'I think it is a side effect of the herbal shampoo you're using.'

"I tried a traditional Chinese herbal remedy for writer's block and it worked great. I wrote four new chapters in two days. Unfortunately, it was all in Chinese and I can't read Chinese."

Herbal/Verbal Remedies: "Snap out of it."

Vending Machine in Alternative Medicine Clinic