Heraldry T-Shirts

"It's my family coat of arms, Joe-smoked salmon couchant on a field of cream cheese."

Punch Initials- S

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"The knights of the round accent table"

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

Missing You.

Car joust.

Coronavirus Windmills

Don Quixote

A knight in shining armor, a dragon and a princess

"Before I fight this dragon and rescue you, can I ask a few questions? Like, do you want kids? What's your passion? Where is 'home' to you? Do you have a financial philosophy?"

What a gentleman imagines while he holds a door open.

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

I want to hold your hand

Don Quixote

"Are you cold dear?"

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

My Knight in shining Armour.

"A gentleman would offer his seat."

'You won!'

Heaven

'I'm a peasant. Follow the money!'

'Yes, I wanted a knight in shining armour, but I didn't know it'd be me doing all the shining!'

Knight

'Mena,the presses are about to roll.' 'But I'm STILL writing my column!!'

Chivalrous Snowman

'I'm going out to forge an alliance.'

"Wouldn't it be cool to live in the middle ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords?"

The cry rang out. "There's gold in that there castle in the sky!" And the great beanstalk rush of 1849 had begun.

'I wasn't so keen on the knight, but I kept the shining armour.'

A Knight slides down the stair rail.

Knight offers his opponent a glass of wine.

'There's a dangerously fine line between chivalry and being a goody-two-shoes.'

Sir Cowalot.

Snowman Tips Hat... And Head.