Henhouse Humorist T-Shirts

'Hey - I was in line first! There you go again...messing up the pecking order!'

"Honest dear, those other 39 hens don't mean a thing to me!"

"I'm working from home today."

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

'First give me the food - then you get the egg.'

"Mom, Dad, this is Kevin, our new ombudsman."

'The owner plays in the NBA.'

Prisoner Crossing

'What makes you think the basement leaks?'

"Our cat is the only god this home needs."

'Careful, it's not politically correct to say I rule the roost anymore...'

'The fire seems to be drawing well.'

"Are you aware that in your submission you misspelled 'deer editer'?"

'I need three estimates before I appoint an estate agent.' - 'Right, £120,000, £130,000 and £140,000.'

'My wife used too much fabric softener.'

"You have a lot of unresolved anger and it's settled in your hat."

"...I love the smell of an uncut lawn."

The firehouse has a cat instead of a dalmation.

'Goodnight honey... did you remember to unplug the baby?'

'Be sure to bring home your divots so you can patch the bare spots in our lawn.'

How men shop for towels.

This Semester's Report Card

Dog tallying his score against the mailman.

"That's his idea of multi-tasking."

"So our ant-cestors come from Ant-artica?"

'Oh no, it's that 'come hither and do the dishes' look.'

'An egg and spoon race! That's horrible!'

Valentines for Real Estate

"Well, you did say that you were just looking for something to get you started on the property ladder."

"Be honest Walter...Is it me you really love or just the farm-fresh eggs every morning?"