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Farmer and Chicken Coop.

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

"Maybe the unseen hand of the market will change the diaper."

'Caw blimey!'

The household cavalry

'The upside is that if the water gets high enough all your termites might drown.'

'She deserves it since she's raised our three kids with me overseas.'

'First give me the food - then you get the egg.'

'Look! It's superwoman...and all her assistants!'

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

"I like keeping bees, but it's so hard keeping all their names straight."

Watering the garden in the rain.

'Hanging around the house, Fred, just in case.'

"I did my 10,000 steps by looking for my reading glasses."

"Remember, son, no matter what happens to you, we intend to always keep your room at home exactly as it is right now...empty."

man juggling career, home and children

And so Bob's folks sent him off into the world. But not before running a few last tests, just to be sure he could handle it.

Homeless count.

Rising Housing Costs vs Wages.

"If the nanny state wants us to solve the housing crisis they need to get out of the way and let us learn from the leaders in the field..."

"I only need two tools: WD-40 if something doesn't move that should, and duct tape if something moves that shouldn't!"

"Okay, you two! Clean up the house and do the laundry while I take the kids to school!"

'A great location and only one step from the beach.'

'Love your renovations.'

"Let me know when the floor is clean enough for me to put my feet on it again."

I put a feather pillow in the dryer by mistake! The repairman looked at me and said: 'Sorry about your duck!'

"I'm going to look for a mortgage...I may be some time!"

Woman tangled up ironing

balanced life

'Isn't it time you got over your silly fear of water?'

Mother's Day: 2nd Sunday in May, Others Day: Every day before and after the 2nd Sunday in May.

"Being a mum is a full-time job."

"The only thing we seem to have in your price range is a bird box in Billericay."

Wonder Woman!

'You know Doug just isn't a morning person. This afternoon's not looking too good, either.'