Help Desk Worker Gifts

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Tech support...can I help you!

Cut out and keep your own evil boss Lady.

"I quite agree - the weather has been pretty dreadful lately."

'Everything is so tech, tech now.'

"Things might run smoother, Johnson, if you take the 'cuss' out of customer."

"Thank you for not taking our customer satisfaction surney at the end this call. Now I can be rude to you with impunity."

"The lost password department's that way."

"Please stay on the line for the next available agent - unless, of course, you are feeling tired, very tired, or maybe hungry. . ."

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

'ACE Heating and cooling' 'What's Hot' 'What Not'

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

"Of course I have a life. Not one worth living, mind you."

"These are just the guidelines, the forms are in the truck outside!"

Man in office on saddle: 'You heard right. I just got hired as a desk jockey.'

Finger on the Z Key

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

"He said his screen is frozen again."

"Hey! Get back here!"

"Sorry for the wait, our computers are down. We have to do everything manually."

"Well you said you wanted a simple, cheap solution!" (IT Solutions).

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

'Remember, Preston, all work and no play make you employed.'

"The first of many cubicles..."

'Being taller than me will get you nowhere.'

'Nothing serious. I just hate my job.'

TECHNICAL SUPPORT, 'Have you tried pounding it with your fist?'

'Why is it when you hit two keys by mistake, the one you don't want appears on the screen?'

"If you want to talk to someone uninterested, press 1..."

IN, More IN (man working at desk)

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