Help Desk Assistant Gifts

'Beats me, pal -- this is my first day on the job.'

"How can I help you today?"

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

In and Out Tray

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

Desk Boxes: 'In', 'Out', 'Could Go Either Way'.

'ACE Heating and cooling' 'What's Hot' 'What Not'

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

Man in office on saddle: 'You heard right. I just got hired as a desk jockey.'

Finger on the Z Key

'I think it has reached critical mass.'

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

"HR think we need to look again at your recruitment strategy."

"Hey! Get back here!"

'Was my salary expectation a bit too high?'

"Well you said you wanted a simple, cheap solution!" (IT Solutions).

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

Tech support...can I help you!

'Remember, Preston, all work and no play make you employed.'

'What makes you think you know so much?' - 'Your questions.'

"The first of many cubicles..."

'Being taller than me will get you nowhere.'

"Hold my video conferencing calls, Gina."

TECHNICAL SUPPORT, 'Have you tried pounding it with your fist?'

IN, More IN (man working at desk)

"If you want to talk to someone uninterested, press 1..."

"You told me to make a desktop shortcut, so I did. Just take the shortcut I made through the mess."

"I was running through the hallways and forgot to watch out for the low-hanging fruit."

'It's about your reports, Mittens. They're incomprehensible -- It's as if you walked across the keyboard, laid down and rolled over it a hundred times, then took a nap on it.'

Your call is important to us...

"You know what they say...'The desk makes the man.'"

"I'll give you a moment."

Sometimes God regretted making Fridays so awesome.