Helmet Head T-Shirts

'Why am I wearing a helmet?...Why aren't you wearing one?!'

"Don't forget your gunfighting helmet."

Hellmets: Crash helmets in the form of Hell.

Are they dangerous? Only if I shut off the tv.

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

"I've had it with the helmet mandates."

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

Daddy showed me why I should always wear my bicycle helmet!

Smile

"On your left."

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

Football.

Skateboard Sidewalk Surfer

'I've decided to skip my senior year and go directly into an endless cycle of unrealistic expectations and failure.'

A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.

'He intentionally entangles his face mask in my hand!'

'Your Dad'll give your bike back when he realises he won't qualify for 2012.'

Prehistoric bikes and their advanced helmets.

"That's why we wear hard hats"

Man on motorbike.

"What an amazing view!"

'My wife bought me this helmet when I told her I was buying a bike. She's a little over protective.'

"Junior, there's more to life than winning. There's also getting compensation for closed-head injuries."

'There's a lot of bugs in these parts, so I suggest you wear your helmet from here on out.'

Henry was hoping nobody would notice that he had lost his helmet...'

'You're not from around here, are you?'

'Please stand by. You have temporarily lost your picture. Broadcasting will resume when you have finished your homework.'

It's 'safety first' for Gary the goat.

"He put up a decent fight."

"Good news, you are virus free and should be able to resume hitting each other in the heads as hard as possible this fall."

'Sure, they're invaders, but you have to agree: Those Vikings have great helmets!'

'I'm wearing a bump cap and a hard hat. I like to be ready for any situation.'

"You'll get a lot of head injuries but, on the plus side, you won't remember any of them."