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The headless moped driver

'Sure, they're invaders, but you have to agree: Those Vikings have great helmets!'

Biker: 'Gesundheit!' a female pillion passenger messes up the inside of her helmet from her sneeze

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

"I've had it with the helmet mandates."

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

Daddy showed me why I should always wear my bicycle helmet!

Smile

"On your left."

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

"Don't forget your gunfighting helmet."

Football.

'I've decided to skip my senior year and go directly into an endless cycle of unrealistic expectations and failure.'

Skateboard Sidewalk Surfer

A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.

'He intentionally entangles his face mask in my hand!'

'Your Dad'll give your bike back when he realises he won't qualify for 2012.'

Prehistoric bikes and their advanced helmets.

"That's why we wear hard hats"

Man on motorbike.

Are they dangerous? Only if I shut off the tv.

"What an amazing view!"

'My wife bought me this helmet when I told her I was buying a bike. She's a little over protective.'

"Junior, there's more to life than winning. There's also getting compensation for closed-head injuries."

'There's a lot of bugs in these parts, so I suggest you wear your helmet from here on out.'

Henry was hoping nobody would notice that he had lost his helmet...'

'You're not from around here, are you?'

'I'm wearing a bump cap and a hard hat. I like to be ready for any situation.'

'Please stand by. You have temporarily lost your picture. Broadcasting will resume when you have finished your homework.'

"He put up a decent fight."

It's 'safety first' for Gary the goat.

"Good news, you are virus free and should be able to resume hitting each other in the heads as hard as possible this fall."

"You'll get a lot of head injuries but, on the plus side, you won't remember any of them."