Helmet Fashionistas Pillows

"What were his last words?"

"I've had it with the helmet mandates."

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

Moustached gentleman

Daddy showed me why I should always wear my bicycle helmet!

"On your left."

"Don't forget your gunfighting helmet."

'He intentionally entangles his face mask in my hand!'

Are they dangerous? Only if I shut off the tv.

'Admit it you need glasses, that is my false eyelash you have just sprayed.'

"That's why we wear hard hats"

Vicar In Spectacles

'Well you're an eye doctor aren't you'

'My wife bought me this helmet when I told her I was buying a bike. She's a little over protective.'

'Sure, they're invaders, but you have to agree: Those Vikings have great helmets!'

"A duck call won't grab the attention of a modern duck. You need to draw them in with Snapchat."

'Not the funky chicken?'

"For goodness sakes, Harold. Stop preening!"

"You'll get a lot of head injuries but, on the plus side, you won't remember any of them."

'Humpty Dumpty hit a wall, and all the kings' men and all the kings' motorcycles' couldn't put him back together again.'

Laugh all you want, I'll be the only one without a concussion!

Grenadiers

'A metal plate in your head does not qualify as a helmet.'

"OK, you have your assignments for today, and remember, safety first: Ensure the kids wear their riding helmets..."

Gavel me once, shame on you; gavel me twice, shame on me.

The headless moped driver

"This will maintain your rebellious image in states with helmet laws."

Tortoises have football helmets and traffic cones for shells.

' Wow ! You look dressed to kill ! '

'Get on the field! Let's go! Get your heads in the game!!'

Helmet Friday.

'Why am I wearing a helmet?...Why aren't you wearing one?!'

Olaf's Doughnut Hut. The real reason for viking helmets.

"I got tired of webbed feet."

A snail with motor racing helmet and spoiler