Helmet Fashionistas Pillows

"What were his last words?"

"I've had it with the helmet mandates."

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

Moustached gentleman

Daddy showed me why I should always wear my bicycle helmet!

"On your left."

"Don't forget your gunfighting helmet."

'He intentionally entangles his face mask in my hand!'

'Admit it you need glasses, that is my false eyelash you have just sprayed.'

"That's why we wear hard hats"

Vicar In Spectacles

Are they dangerous? Only if I shut off the tv.

'Well you're an eye doctor aren't you'

'My wife bought me this helmet when I told her I was buying a bike. She's a little over protective.'

"A duck call won't grab the attention of a modern duck. You need to draw them in with Snapchat."

'Sure, they're invaders, but you have to agree: Those Vikings have great helmets!'

'Not the funky chicken?'

"For goodness sakes, Harold. Stop preening!"

"You'll get a lot of head injuries but, on the plus side, you won't remember any of them."

Grenadiers

"This will maintain your rebellious image in states with helmet laws."

'Humpty Dumpty hit a wall, and all the kings' men and all the kings' motorcycles' couldn't put him back together again.'

'A metal plate in your head does not qualify as a helmet.'

The headless moped driver

"OK, you have your assignments for today, and remember, safety first: Ensure the kids wear their riding helmets..."

'Get on the field! Let's go! Get your heads in the game!!'

'Why am I wearing a helmet?...Why aren't you wearing one?!'

' Wow ! You look dressed to kill ! '

Helmet Friday.

"I'd feel more comfortable if you'd use diplomacy."

A snail with motor racing helmet and spoiler

"I got tired of webbed feet."