Helmet Fashionista Pillows

A bike accessory you'd be better to do without: A helmet luggage rack.

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

Raphnrrf? Raphnrrf? Umpha? Frfee? Maamr? Pick.

"On your left."

Ariana Grande caricature

"Jeez, these things are hot."

'He intentionally entangles his face mask in my hand!'

The Masked Singer

Coronavirus – Keep Calm and Carry on

I love tennis

"Apparently, the golf clothes and expensive golf clubs didn't help you play better."

Departures. Gate. The passengers are worried somebody might be infectious. They're carefully eyeing each other. It's going to be a flight of stares.

"Ahem... mask please..!"

"You forgot this! You never go anywhere without wearing lipstick."

"A guy in 'recovery' wants to buy your slippers."

Prom Theme: Coronavirus

New Ways of Using Masks

Sally and her fashionista friends get to me. Save our mall! Ignore them! Let's take your mind off them. Don't even think it! I know. Going shopping would be wring. Does ordering online count.

"No, I'm not selling lawn gnomes. I'm selling knit hats like the one my husband's modeling in the picture."

You always wanted a cute leather jacket

'Leonard was pleased with his bouffant mane from The Precious Roar.'

Did our request for different safety hats get approval?

"Whew! At last, I can eat!"

Decorator Farming

Greece

The circular nature of running wear.

'Like I said in the ad - GSOH.'

"These lousy masks! It's like I don't know who he is anymore."

'A metal plate in your head does not qualify as a helmet.'

Gavel me once, shame on you; gavel me twice, shame on me.

Graduating from college during a Pandemic

'Trouble is, I only want to wear them for cycling to work.'

Covid-19 virus facemask snorkel

'Of course it's more than we can afford - you want us to lose our image in the neighbourhood?'

"I get more respect wearing a uniform."