Hellscape Navigator Gifts

'Oh, it's about what I expected...I'm on hold for eternity to some tech rep in India.'

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

Barcode Dreams

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

Woman with kids at husbands office.

Stubborn Horse

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

'Do you have any books on controlling little monsters?'

"Mom, can you come get me?"

Signs of Stress

'Maybe we have the wrong subject for this brain mapping project.'

The Escape Key

'Sir, Ms. Selby is here for your 3:00 meeting.'

A dream of consequence

'Well, there goes the last of my New Years resolutions...'

"I'm not saying a horrible creature lives under your bed."

"Boy, has it been hacked!"

'I wish I came in a child-proof container.'

'If anyone's still interested, the definition of entropy is ^,'

"I try to lay low after making unpopular business decisions."

"Have you heard of Murphy's Law 2.0? It's anything that could possibly go wrong often does...as well as a thing or two that couldn't possibly go wrong."

'Your mother and I want you to know that you wouldn't be hurting our feelings if you decided not to go to University.'

"The Internet puts the world at your finger tips."

Cow Christmas anxiety dreams!

'I wish I came in a child-proof container.'

You will awake to discover a dream come true.

'It's an S.E.C. approved GPS system...'

Tax Department - Whammy/double whammy

'There's been a change in my recurring nightmare. I'm no longer falling . . . my credit rating is.'

Doom & Gloom

Department to Control Government Growth - 'We need more room.'

'I had a nightmare last night. I dreamed I was let go by the public sector and not wanted by the private sector.'