Headspace Navigator Gifts

'Maybe we have the wrong subject for this brain mapping project.'

The fate of the emigrant

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

The Escape Key

"You are here"

An x-ray reveals a man imprisoned in the mind of another man.

"O.K. What part of 'malignant regression and pathogenic reintrojection as a defense against psychic decompensation' don't you understand?"

"I'm more interested in hearing about the eggs you're hiding from yourself."

'...And how long have you been having these hallucinations that you're seeing a psychiatrist?'

"Yes, you did close some of your tabs. However, you still have 1,894 open. You're a tab hoarder."

"The Internet puts the world at your finger tips."

While playing fetch, Beasle inadvertently set back interplanetary relations for millennia.

"You had the persistence to wind your way through our labyrinthian phone system to ask for an interview...you're hired!"

A hand reaches frantically out a trailer bathroom door trying to grab a roll of toilet paper that's rolling away and down the aisle.

Psychological Testing Center.

Ask your mother computer.

'Oh, it's about what I expected...I'm on hold for eternity to some tech rep in India.'

Orienteering 101

Reverse Psychology.

unravelling your mind

"Some Rain Forest this is..."

'This bathroom ain't big enough for the both of us.'

"I have a recurring dream that I have a recurring dream, but I can't remember what it is!"

'You think you have a hard life? -- I have to listen to crazy people every day!'

It was after her third failed attempt at deciphering the captcha that Rachel began to suspect...

'We all need direction . . . '

"If you have any mental-health issues you'd like to discuss, now would be a good time."

There's some guy in the caf

'Unfortunately Bill Didn't Pay Attention During the Class Session on Safe Computing.' A kid not realizing an old geezer is the person he's chatting with on the computer says, 'Wow, this gamer has to be the coolest kid on the planet.'

'Your OTHER left, dummy!'

You are here.

Behavioral Psychology Department

"I didn't live through a global pandemic just so I could group hug again!"

We made great progress today, but I think we need a few more sessions.

Hey, we got kids here - do you mind talking about something a little more appropriate.