Head Space Navigator Gifts

unravelling your mind

Airlines

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

'Maybe we have the wrong subject for this brain mapping project.'

Woman as a beacon and guide of the family

'They'll tell you this is an open office workspace, but watch out for the invisible fences.'

"On time arrival...check. Paid for drinks...check. Made pleasant conversation...check. Didn't stare at mole...check."

The Escape Key

"You are here"

An x-ray reveals a man imprisoned in the mind of another man.

'Listen son-if God had wanted us to fly he would have given us air tickets.'

"The Internet puts the world at your finger tips."

'I have to say, the stars are magnificent in the desert at night...'

"Yes, you did close some of your tabs. However, you still have 1,894 open. You're a tab hoarder."

You are Here

While playing fetch, Beasle inadvertently set back interplanetary relations for millennia.

'Geez, what's with the delay?'

The Nor'easter Bunny.

Hot air ballon, but with the ballon replaced by a thought bubble.

A hand reaches frantically out a trailer bathroom door trying to grab a roll of toilet paper that's rolling away and down the aisle.

"... Now, turn left and go in a straight line for 60 trillion miles."

"Houston - we are landing in the crater now. . . on first viewing, this planet looks uninhabited. . ."

Ask your mother computer.

'Try to keep the number of your landings equal to the number of your takeoffs!'

FAA man letting planes out of bird cage

Reverse Psychology.

'Asteroid, asteroid!' ... 'Fore!'

'Lost your luggage again, Mr. Rizzi? Wow, that enables you to join our 'Frequent Lost Luggage Club'!'

Star versus UFO...

"Bloody GPS-plotter is going silly again!"

'And how many frequent flyer miles do you have?'

'So, Pluto, you prefer the term 'little planet' to 'dwarf planet.' Is that correct?'