Hellbound Fashion Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Welcome to Vanity Workshop. For the next thousand years you're to read out the size labels you've removed from your clothing."

"Does this make me think I look good?"

As Seen Watching TV

"Am I passionate about fashion? Yep, I guess you could say I'm fashionate."

Jeffrey N.: The Guy who managed to get the lead out of his pants, but they were still the wrong pants.

'I like a man in a suit.'

"I want my ashes scattered over Bergdorf's."

"I promise I won’t get upset. Just tell me why you chewed up her Chanel pumps."

'We need someone who dresses as badly as you and has an ability to accept criticism...are you interested in the job, jerk?'

"Make me look like this."

Nerd Day Was Always The Least Popular Part Of Fashion Week.

Hunter's Hat Shop

"I'm worried I didn't bring the right bag"

'Uh Uh. No way am I sitting on those. That color is just wrong for me!'

'This is Hell, madam. Everything you try on will make your butt look big.'

A Thinking Man's Guide to the Tuxedo T-Shirt

'Humph Punks!'

'Please be careful, sir, the plate is hot.'

Ape.

"You are doing this on purpose, don't you!"

Why won't women wear last year's clothes?

'Excuse me, Miss, which floor would I find dull pullovers on?'

'It appears he caught his tie. Let's mark this one down as a victim of fashion.'

'I'm sorry, sir, but be have specific instructions from your wife not to sell you a speedo.'

"Maybe you're overdoing the scarf thing."

"It's hideous. Be sure to price it high enough that someone buys it."

'Ah! The old comfy shorts eh? Still good for a couple more summers I see.'

"Ever since COVID, I have no taste."

Fashion Show Directions

'You must be the new girl.'

'No. She's never here during mall-hours.'

Her man-repellent jumper was delightfully effective.

'Anything to take those shoes off.'