Hellbound Fashion Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Welcome to Vanity Workshop. For the next thousand years you're to read out the size labels you've removed from your clothing."

"Does this make me think I look good?"

"Am I passionate about fashion? Yep, I guess you could say I'm fashionate."

As Seen Watching TV

F&E Designs. My reversible jacket didn't turn out very well.

Jeffrey N.: The Guy who managed to get the lead out of his pants, but they were still the wrong pants.

"Madonna's out early this morning."

'I like a man in a suit.'

"I want my ashes scattered over Bergdorf's."

"I promise I won’t get upset. Just tell me why you chewed up her Chanel pumps."

'We need someone who dresses as badly as you and has an ability to accept criticism...are you interested in the job, jerk?'

'Uh Uh. No way am I sitting on those. That color is just wrong for me!'

Rich Cow: 'George Clooney'

'This is Hell, madam. Everything you try on will make your butt look big.'

Hunter's Hat Shop

"Make me look like this."

Nerd Day Was Always The Least Popular Part Of Fashion Week.

"I'm worried I didn't bring the right bag"

'Humph Punks!'

A Thinking Man's Guide to the Tuxedo T-Shirt

'Please be careful, sir, the plate is hot.'

Ape.

"You are doing this on purpose, don't you!"

'Excuse me, Miss, which floor would I find dull pullovers on?'

Why won't women wear last year's clothes?

'It appears he caught his tie. Let's mark this one down as a victim of fashion.'

'I'm sorry, sir, but be have specific instructions from your wife not to sell you a speedo.'

"Maybe you're overdoing the scarf thing."

"It's hideous. Be sure to price it high enough that someone buys it."

"Ever since COVID, I have no taste."

'Anything to take those shoes off.'

'Ah! The old comfy shorts eh? Still good for a couple more summers I see.'

Fashion Show Directions

'You must be the new girl.'

'No. She's never here during mall-hours.'