Heliocentric Hero Gifts

"We've all said things about heliocentricity that look bad when taken out of context."

"She's been so creative lately."

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

Pajama Day 743

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

I love embroidery

"Sorry, my report is blank. I just stayed home, watched tv and played video games during vacation."

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

"Hello? Guys? Okay, I've had a long day and I'm very tired, so no pranks this time. I'm serious... guys?!"

Smile

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

"Sorry I'm late, boss...I forgot about today's video meeting!"

',,,and they all lived happily ever after, Now close your eyes and go to sleep'

'My husband likes to have everything handy during TV commercials.'

Inactive wear store.

Max P. and The Whole Ball Of Wax

"Let's go on vacation, get disappointed, complain about prices, read terrible novels, buy trashy souvenirs, miss the dog and look forward to coming home."

"I watched a Lassie marathon today and realized that I really need to step up my game."

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

'I've decided to skip my senior year and go directly into an endless cycle of unrealistic expectations and failure.'

We never roam anymore.

Football.

"Baldo, do you have a summer reading list?"

"What do you think you're doing? You play with me every day for 15 months, and out of the blue, you're going to work?!"

A man in bathrobe smoking a pipe sits in an armchair as a dog delivers endless pairs of shoes and boots to him.

'You ought to get out more according to experts.'

"Hibernate sounds better than binge watch."

Staycation Photos

"Yes, the migration flight home is always faster, but it's thanks to the prevailing winds, not just because we're keen to get home..."