Helicopter Rides Gifts

Mountain Climbers get a Surprise.

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

"Remember, pregnancy is like taking an exciting thrill ride at an amusement park only the seats are larger."

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'News headline: Britain unsafe to bring up young children.'

'Who ever came up with the idea that throwing up is fun?'

Riding the Rollercoaster.

'I wasn't drowning, I was waving!'

Helicopter tour guide: 'And THERE they are folks! The mysterious ancient stone figures of Easter Island!'

'Actually I only do this on weekends.'

Coastguard

The interminable!

"I'll give you this if you don't tell Dad."

"Remember - kindergarten is an excellent opportunity to make connections for first grade."

"My mom can be a little over-protective ... "

'The roller coaster was great! -- How was the bungee jump?'

'Just sign your approval for the heliport and we can both go about our business.'

"GP or chemist? To be on the safe side let's go to A and E."

'Do you know 'Moonlight Bay'?'

Rain Forest Filmcrew

"If you look at Lexington Avenue, it is anyone's guess what's happening on the 6 train. Moving on to Broadway, I can tell you that the N and R Lines may or may not be running smoothly, while the Eighth Avenue A and C are, as always, a complete mystery."

'Dude, I got the rest of the day off, so I'll be able to go riding after all!'

For every dog who gets the window seat, there's Steve, the designated driver.

'Let me guess - You want to be a helicopter pilot?'

"Please remind your mom and dad that its not a parent-teacher-attorney conference."

'This side's safety bar is broken. But hanging on with your cotton-candy coated fingers should hold you through the loop-de-loop.'

"And we're just so proud you're walking to school alone. Aren't we, Harold?"

An H pencil landing on top of an art gallery.

Before we can rescue you...you need a safety check.

"Tunnel of 'Like-Like'"

'Okay folks, this is as high as we go.'

Air Taxi

"Personally, I liked this roller coaster a lot better before the Federal Reserve Board got hold of it."