Helicopter Parent Observers Pillows

"Emotional support person or not, you cannot bring your Mom to work."

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

'News headline: Britain unsafe to bring up young children.'

"With the baby-cam, there is no privacy."

A boy and his spin patrol.

"It's childhood. Your child has childhood."

"Ya know, boys and girls studying alone like this is strictly forbidden in Iran."

"My mom can be a little over-protective ... "

"Remember - kindergarten is an excellent opportunity to make connections for first grade."

'Is it all right if I have a snack out of the refrigerator?'

"GP or chemist? To be on the safe side let's go to A and E."

"Please remind your mom and dad that its not a parent-teacher-attorney conference."

Dog sees venus fly trap catch a fly and copies it...

"Daddy's still up - I can see him loading his shotgun."

"And we're just so proud you're walking to school alone. Aren't we, Harold?"

"What channel is David's summer camp on?"

"I know your mom is kind of over-protective, but the surveillance drone is freaking me out."

"It's a parental drone my mom uses to keep tabs on me."

"What's it like to have sexually active parents?"

"Robo calls from your mother on lines 1, 3 and 4."

"They'll come home. They're microchipped."

"You brought your mom to the interview as a personal reference?"

"My parents said they'd disown me if I ever took drugs...personally, I think it's the alcohol talking."

"There you go, honey. Have fun."

'What did she think was going to happen??'

"Where can I find this Erin from marketing who's been giving my son such a hard time?"

'You can go play at Kevin's house if it's all right with your attorney.'

"Surely, Son, you can find something to paint indoors."

Helicopter Mom

"Thank God she was wearing a helmet."

'Remember sweetheart, act natural.'

'Let's stay in, have a quiet dinner, and creep our kids facebook pages.'

'Ted thinks he looks like his side of the family, but I don't see it.'

"My mom is making walk around in this sterile bubble. It's only until the flu season is over."