Helicopter Parent Humor Pillows

Rodney, It's Your Mother Are You Wearing Sunscreen

"I don't think my parents have a lot of confidence in me."

No, it does not look stupid, and yes, you are going to wear a helmet.

'If you fuss over him all the time and make his life too comfortable, he'll never leave!'

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

'I'm afraid he's at that age when he's into everything!'

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:Come on sweetie, you know the rule: You need to finish your chocolate cake before you can have your carrots...'

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

A man and his baby are wearing bibs with images of what they are eating.

Mother and Baby Hippopotamus.

'News headline: Britain unsafe to bring up young children.'

"Guess who figured how to call 911!"

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: This is solids?

'Quick, I'll give you a piggyback ride home, otherwise, we'll get in trouble for being late...'

"She's a natural!"

"That's it young man. . . go to your room!"

Billy strip: help with homework.

"It's childhood. Your child has childhood."

A boy and his spin patrol.

'Do you know what's worse than being a mummy? Being a mummy with a prostate!'

'For no particular reason I want to know the location of our fire extinguisher.'

'Who says women don't like chase scenes?'

',,,But if I do eat them I'll lose my child support, Oh, Alice,divorce is so hard,'

"I didn't think you'd still be here at thirty."

"If you get to be a stay-at-home dad, why can't I be a stay-at-home daughter?"

Moma

Playing in the park....child on a leash.

"I love to hear the pitter-patter-patter...patter of his tiny feet."

Aliens from the planet of the yellow snow. 'Don't eat the white snow.'

'You've kept your shoes and socks on. I washed my feet yesterday.'

'Don't clean me up too good... no one will recognize me.'

'My daddy thinks you're really funny. He's always telling mommy about the clown he works for!'