Helicopter Parent Humor Pillows

Rodney, It's Your Mother Are You Wearing Sunscreen

'If you fuss over him all the time and make his life too comfortable, he'll never leave!'

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

'I'm afraid he's at that age when he's into everything!'

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:Come on sweetie, you know the rule: You need to finish your chocolate cake before you can have your carrots...'

Mother and Baby Hippopotamus.

A man and his baby are wearing bibs with images of what they are eating.

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: This is solids?

"She's a natural!"

'Quick, I'll give you a piggyback ride home, otherwise, we'll get in trouble for being late...'

'News headline: Britain unsafe to bring up young children.'

"Guess who figured how to call 911!"

"That's it young man. . . go to your room!"

A boy and his spin patrol.

'Who says women don't like chase scenes?'

Billy strip: help with homework.

'For no particular reason I want to know the location of our fire extinguisher.'

'Do you know what's worse than being a mummy? Being a mummy with a prostate!'

"It's childhood. Your child has childhood."

',,,But if I do eat them I'll lose my child support, Oh, Alice,divorce is so hard,'

"I didn't think you'd still be here at thirty."

"If you get to be a stay-at-home dad, why can't I be a stay-at-home daughter?"

'Don't clean me up too good... no one will recognize me.'

'My daddy thinks you're really funny. He's always telling mommy about the clown he works for!'

'You've kept your shoes and socks on. I washed my feet yesterday.'

Moma

Playing in the park....child on a leash.

"I love to hear the pitter-patter-patter...patter of his tiny feet."

"Dad, this survey says too much study is bad for you..."

"I can't take you anywhere!"

"My mom can be a little over-protective ... "