Helibuff Mugs

'I'll finance it for you as long as you promise not to fly the coupe.'

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

Cat Nip.

Backfire

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

'The meek shall inherit the Earth!'

The Seven Dwarfs After Therapy

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

For speedy operation and ease of control get a pony.

"Bloody hell!"

'He does lack social skills.'

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

The Golfing Accident

"Is there a vegan option?"

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

"Beware of the frog"

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

'Sorry, but I'm arresting you for being in possession of an endangered wild coho salmon.'

"And would you like flies with that?"

Cat Hecklers

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

'Try and be pleasant dear, you don't want to alienate it.'

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

'Yes... but is he a good watch dog?'

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

"Halloween is the perfect time to land on Earth. Nobody will notice us and we can get free candy."

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

Rollercoaster opens when it is still being built.