Helibuff T-Shirts

'I'll finance it for you as long as you promise not to fly the coupe.'

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

Backfire

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

Cat Nip.

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

'The meek shall inherit the Earth!'

The Seven Dwarfs After Therapy

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

Cheeze Wiz.

'He does lack social skills.'

For speedy operation and ease of control get a pony.

"Bloody hell!"

Snowman with Happy Face Badge.

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

The Golfing Accident

"Is there a vegan option?"

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

Cat Hecklers

'Try and be pleasant dear, you don't want to alienate it.'

"Beware of the frog"

"Halloween is the perfect time to land on Earth. Nobody will notice us and we can get free candy."

'Yes... but is he a good watch dog?'

'Sorry, but I'm arresting you for being in possession of an endangered wild coho salmon.'

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

Wedding disaster #27.

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

"And would you like flies with that?"

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."