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"I'd like an aisle seat, please."

"Robert is part of our extended family."

'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

The Ladies Who Lurch.

Champagne at the hunt

Hoodies anticipate bride's choice of wedding dress.

'In the future, everyone will have fifteen minutes of tenure.'

Alcoholics Anonymous - 'Nowadays every bottle seems to say 'drink me'.'

"Bless me father for I have allegedly sinned."

"I'm glad you like this new brand of coffee, Joni. The label said "fast-acting," but who knows what that means!"

"It tastes and smells just like a glass of wine!"

'This is getting to be too much for me. I'm thinking of becoming a middlebrow.'

"He said 'Sumer is icumen in Lhude sing cuccu!' Why do you ask?"

'Well, if I weigh that much after only putting one foot on, I don't think I have the courage to continue!'

New years resolutions

"..and this is where his lordship holds his balls and dances."

'You shouldn't have forgotten the flag!'

"I told you there's no 11th flooooor!"

"Check it out, guys. Finally got my wine legs!"

'Today I have dumbed-down philosophy, followed by dumbed-down chemistry and dumbed-down English lit.'

'The trouble started when the world put together a large group of synchronized banks.'

'It says, the higher a man's I.Q., the longer he's a virgin... well, bud... here's your Nobel Prize nomination!'

Frisbee Flies By Mountain Climbers

"It's a large gift - a very large gift. So the question is: do we rename ourselves 'Aunt Tilly's Frozen Fish University'?"

mountain climer finding a guru wearing a covid mask and a sign that says 6 feet please.

'This qualifies you to make educated guesses.'

"Even though it's an honorary degree, we have to bill you for 4 years of tuition."

"This guy's been acting kinda funny."

"This leads to the actual library."

"For heaven’s sake, I said ‘fetch.’ Not ‘fly’!"

"The pizza guy wants to know what floor we're on."

'Burberry cushioning, very nice.'

Bra falling from the sky.

Amongst the Culturati II.