Height Hurdle Gifts

"He won't go any higher, he's got vertigo."

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

Career Analyst "Well I've looked at your file and yes, your job is rubbish"

'This game is going to be a character-building experience.'

"I'm sorry, but you'll have to get approval from the offices of Terminology, Evidence, Proof of Demand, Documentation, Measurement and Predictions before I can even think about signing off."

Healthy.

Man on Stilts in a Market

Centaur Sprinter

'How many more times must I tell you to keep this door CLOSED, Hoskins?'

"I'm so confident that when I climb a ladder."

Still living with parents....

Son measuring his father against the wall.

I always feel so short when you wear heels.

"Yes Dad! I can see the ground way way down below very clearly! It's not unrelated to my reluctance to try flying!"

Stilts go to Bobo the Clown's head.

Tightrope Walker.

Tossing for it.

Man on stilts on a date.

Hurdles with Steps

It's over the hurdle not under...

Mount Everest.

Society for the vertically challenged: Our founder.

'What it like being able to jump so high?'

'It seems like only yesterday that Sharon was knee high!'

'You just grew three inches.'

That's not what "living off the land" means, Ernie.

The fifty metre hurdles.One of the hardest events in athletics.

Height competition - Prize is leg wax.

Confusion at the Race

Centipedes - 'Wow he must be a hundred feet tall!'

Mountain Sheep Attacking Men Climbing Buildings.

Stilt walking man in bed with his stilts still on

"Bingo Tim: I can get a two-bar signal from here!"