Height Hesitant T-Shirts

"Yes Dad! I can see the ground way way down below very clearly! It's not unrelated to my reluctance to try flying!"

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

"Isn't us talking about how I would never take a ballroom dancing class an activity we're doing together?"

The middle school mile claims its first victim.

Man on Stilts in a Market

'How many more times must I tell you to keep this door CLOSED, Hoskins?'

"I'm so confident that when I climb a ladder."

I always feel so short when you wear heels.

Son measuring his father against the wall.

'Man, I hate it when she wears heels.'

Tossing for it.

Stilts go to Bobo the Clown's head.

Tightrope Walker.

'Why are you people following me?'

Man on stilts on a date.

Man to man: 'I turned down a raise because I'm afraid of heights.'

'I must confess I admire people like you...Executives brave enough to say 'No I need a holiday.' I don't care if my clients look elsewhere, I'm not going to sacrifice my leisure time to climb the slippery pole to the very top...'

"Oh, I'm okay. This is just my resting zoom face."

'It seems like only yesterday that Sharon was knee high!'

'You just grew three inches.'

"The only thing I like more than running is everything else."

'Ever get the urge to say 'the hell with it' and just jump?'

'What it like being able to jump so high?'

'I like you and all, it's just I usually don't date anyone shorter than me.'

That's not what "living off the land" means, Ernie.

"He won't go any higher, he's got vertigo."

Height competition - Prize is leg wax.

'I've always been attracted to tall women. Someone I can - you know - climb.'

'But mountain goats never get agrophobia.'

Ascent Attempt.

Mountain Sheep Attacking Men Climbing Buildings.

"Bingo Tim: I can get a two-bar signal from here!"

Stilt walking man in bed with his stilts still on

Centipedes - 'Wow he must be a hundred feet tall!'

'Drop the rock!'