Height Hesitant Mugs

"Yes Dad! I can see the ground way way down below very clearly! It's not unrelated to my reluctance to try flying!"

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

"Isn't us talking about how I would never take a ballroom dancing class an activity we're doing together?"

The middle school mile claims its first victim.

Man on Stilts in a Market

'How many more times must I tell you to keep this door CLOSED, Hoskins?'

"I'm so confident that when I climb a ladder."

Son measuring his father against the wall.

'Man, I hate it when she wears heels.'

Stilts go to Bobo the Clown's head.

Tightrope Walker.

Tossing for it.

"Oh, I'm okay. This is just my resting zoom face."

'Why are you people following me?'

'I must confess I admire people like you...Executives brave enough to say 'No I need a holiday.' I don't care if my clients look elsewhere, I'm not going to sacrifice my leisure time to climb the slippery pole to the very top...'

Man on stilts on a date.

Man to man: 'I turned down a raise because I'm afraid of heights.'

'What it like being able to jump so high?'

'I like you and all, it's just I usually don't date anyone shorter than me.'

'It seems like only yesterday that Sharon was knee high!'

'You just grew three inches.'

"The only thing I like more than running is everything else."

"He won't go any higher, he's got vertigo."

Height competition - Prize is leg wax.

"Bingo Tim: I can get a two-bar signal from here!"

Stilt walking man in bed with his stilts still on

'But mountain goats never get agrophobia.'

Ascent Attempt.

Mountain Sheep Attacking Men Climbing Buildings.

'I've always been attracted to tall women. Someone I can - you know - climb.'

'Drop the rock!'

Reaching the Summit