Heckler At Heart Pillows

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

'He's a cheat I tell you - it's just a trick!'

"Where are all the hecklers? I have some great rejoinders."

"...Also, true love is eventually tax deductible."

Christmas gift requiring assembly.

Finally, a big puffy hand for the losing team.

'I just got text-heckled!'

'Foul ball!!'

"Stop reading this stupid paper."

Puppet Audience

'Don't look now, but the winner of last season's 'The Biggest Heckler' is here.'

"Why is this quarterback still playing?"

'I knew the marriage wouldn't last...She brought a date to our wedding.'

'This isn't about the heckler. We need to look at why you're not ready with a snappy comeback.'

"What happened to your finger?"

Last chance to heckle a Yankee, next 150 miles.

'Why do they use that stuff? I mean, OK, it gives them a vocal advantage. But steroids ruin the integrity of heckling.'

'The wolves' annual convention had barely started when Betty began to heckle the speaker.'

Horsey

'He's a master of the cruel put down.'

Dominic walks onto the court, safe and secure in his new heckle proof body armor.