Heavenly Wit Enthusiast Pillows

"If this is a sentimental tribute, I'm gonna vomit."

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

Night-time halo

"OMG, LOL!"

Wordplay: In The Bag.

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?"

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

"So what makes you think you're the man for the job?"

Mr. and Mrs. Angel

"I don't want any old ones, I want my own back..."

'I don't want this job. I worked all my life and retired. I like being retired.'

'It's my latest novel, 'Hard Times' part 2.'

'Time and tide wait for no woman..'

"Your sense of humor has gone from dry to arid. . ."

Stephen Fry.

Counsel's Opinion.

God's Law.

'5.40pm on the 2nd day....and still waiting for the surveyor'

"God may have forgiven you, but Hoskins, Danner & Smythe, LLC, have not."

Shortly after being accepted into John's heart, Jesus lodged in aorta.

'Look, Brother Timothy - a sign from God!'

God asks an angel for change for a tower viewer.

'Anything good on tonight?'

"I'll pass on reincarnation. I'm glad that I don't live in the age of Trump!"

'So far, so good -- I got a second interview!'

"Stimulating this area of the brain will enable the patient to think of all the clever things he wished he had said."

'Osgood was a theologian back on Earth, and he thought all this stuff would be allegorical.'

"Great pet, but we should have given him less energy."

'Actually, we were hoping for a less high-maintenance God.'