Heavenly Wit Enthusiast Mugs

"If this is a sentimental tribute, I'm gonna vomit."

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

Night-time halo

"OMG, LOL!"

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

Wordplay: In The Bag.

Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?"

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

"So what makes you think you're the man for the job?"

The Thinker. The Listener

Mr. and Mrs. Angel

"I don't want any old ones, I want my own back..."

'I don't want this job. I worked all my life and retired. I like being retired.'

Norman Wisdom at the Pearly Gates

"Your sense of humor has gone from dry to arid. . ."

'Time and tide wait for no woman..'

'It's my latest novel, 'Hard Times' part 2.'

Stephen Fry.

'I got a job working for Google Earth.'

Counsel's Opinion.

God's Law.

Oscar Wilde

"God may have forgiven you, but Hoskins, Danner & Smythe, LLC, have not."

'5.40pm on the 2nd day....and still waiting for the surveyor'

Shortly after being accepted into John's heart, Jesus lodged in aorta.

'Look, Brother Timothy - a sign from God!'

God asks an angel for change for a tower viewer.

'I invited God to be one of my friends on Facebook and he's turned me down!'

'Anything good on tonight?'

"No, not there! It'll block out all our light!"

"Stimulating this area of the brain will enable the patient to think of all the clever things he wished he had said."

"Great pet, but we should have given him less energy."

'So far, so good -- I got a second interview!'

"I'm not unhappy, just surprised at all the other denominations that are here."