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"Wherever he is, I know he'll be upgraded."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"I can't stand this new hardware. It's much harder than the old hardware."

A fish jumping from a tank that reads "Tropical fish $5.00" into a tank that reads "Tropical fish $20.00"

'Couldn't you just leave that here until we're sure the new system works?'

"I can guarantee it's the latest thing...until the next thing arrives."

'It's for the office computer. It's been replaced.'

"Our smart home just texted us. It said instead of binge watching shows, we should be updating it. It wants us to start with the kitchen."

"If you're going to use a TV as your computer monitor, I suggest investing in a new model."

"As long as we're renewing our vows, I'd like to trade him in for a newer model."

'Let's just see how intuitive this software really is.'

STRIP Hambone: expensive new computer model

"I wish I hadn't rushed out and bought this model, your new model is much better!"

'It's not directed at you. Most of us have to upgrade our computers a month after buying them.'

"My husband is much like his computer. . . a constant work in progress."

'I'm upgrading. What's the difference between these two?' '

'Hello, tech support? How do I know if I'm using the latest version of the internet?'

'Teachers can't be bought off with apples today. Maybe if I gave her small kitchen appliances?'

"Good day, madam, according to the terms and conditions of your marriage vows, you are now eligible for a full-husband upgrade."

Computer nerd sits at do-it-yourself upgraded computer.

Man in small hotel room phones room service: 'Room service? Send me up more room.'

"It finally finished the update! But it started the update in 2004!"

'I only got a C minus, but as soon as I get home, I'm planning on downloading an upgrade.'

'With this new graphite driver I'll hit the ball straighter and with these new super distance balls I'll hit it 30 yards further.'

Santa Upgrades His Sleigh.

"We need a new GPS."