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Santa Upgrades His Sleigh.

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

"Then you just run a VLOOKUP against the Naughty column."

Father Christmas uses laptop on roof. Man says: 'I think someone is stealing our wi-fi.'

"I can't stand this new hardware. It's much harder than the old hardware."

Jack and the Snowman.

'No cuts in Medicare!'

"During the off-season, I thought I'd moonlight as the easter bunny."

"I told the carol singers where to go in no uncertain terms, so that's saved us some money!"

'Wouldn't it have been easier to cut off the top of the tree?'

"...Won't be a minute darling, I'm just downloading Christmas."

"I can guarantee it's the latest thing...until the next thing arrives."

"No, I'm not here to tell you you're off my naughty list for hacking. I just need to borrow your phone charger."

"Wherever he is, I know he'll be upgraded."

'You would think that he would have come up with a wireless solution for Rudolph's nose by now!'

'That reminds me, we need more bandwidth.'

'Let's just see how intuitive this software really is.'

"As long as we're renewing our vows, I'd like to trade him in for a newer model."

"Our smart home just texted us. It said instead of binge watching shows, we should be updating it. It wants us to start with the kitchen."

'All those years I rode those small bikes...well, as you can see, those days are over.'

STRIP Hambone: expensive new computer model

'It's not directed at you. Most of us have to upgrade our computers a month after buying them.'

"My husband is much like his computer. . . a constant work in progress."

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"Life was a lot easier before the 'Internet of Things'."

'Oh, you kids must be looking for computerland...through the door to your left.'

'It's just not your lucky night I guess - saaaay, hows about we deal fer what's in the sack big guy?!'

Computer is set up to 'Chat with Santa' for children waiting in line.