Heavenly Rock Band Fan Pillows

Dead rock star plays loud music in heaven

"It was better before God took up knitting."

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"It's true: no more burpees."

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

"The last time I heard a beat like this I was at a Grateful Dead concert."

"Then it's agreed. Judgment Day, whenever it comes, will fall on a Thursday, so that they'll get the long weekend."

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

"I can never remember if it's smite or smote."

An amplified harp

"... and the fact that I ain't never caught a rabbit should have no bearing on our friendship."

'Gluten-free manna will come in the second salvo.'

"This oughtta be good...my lawyer is about to read my Will. I left everything to my cat Binky!"

'Go right on in, Helen. By the way, be sure to read tomorrow's newspaper - I understand your grandson has drawn a cartoon in your honor.'

Heaven

Old songs made new

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

'Hold on to this ticket. Immediately after armageddon, there'll be a drawing for door prizes!'

Bob Dylan

"Closed until further notice."

"But you're paper trained and we don't have any newspapers or newspaper people."

Sixties rock stars in heaven.

"Doesn't anybody play the harp anymore?"

'Did I hear right - Bob Dylan's changin' his name back?'

"Ugh, it rings every time an angel gets his wings - how do I put it in silent mode?"

"It's about all the treasure laid up here."