Heavenly Imaginers Pillows

Angels playing quoits.

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

'Hon, I'm home!'

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

'It's all done with computer animation now.'

'The best part is being able to fly without taking off your shoes.'

'What did He do before he was God?'

"They're exactly the same, except in Hell you have to put on your own duvet cover."

Cherub on a cloud

Geese and Angels

"Take us to Lady Gaga."

Life on cloud 8

They couldn't Convince Jimmy, the Smoke-Detector Salesman, that he hadn't gone to Heaven

The spirit's flight

Heavenly Ships

Heaven's Cattlegrid.

"This is great. This could be franchised."

"Oh, Freddy! I just knew it would be like this!"

The Ladder to Heaven

"No sir, we do not have beer here."

Pearly Queen Gates

"I was an attorney, but I was also one heck of a nice guy."

'Do you want fries and a coke with this?'

"'Smoking' or 'Non-Smoking'?"

"My new mobile phone makes me feel so space age!"

"Not now, Elaine—I'm on my man-cloud."

"What a relief."

Heaven.

The trouble with cats going to heaven.

'How can this be heaven when there's no trees?'

"In heaven there's perfect harmony, even if you're still married."

"You received your rewards on earth."

You've Got Questions, We've Got Answers.

'Talk about perennial doubt?'

Welcome to Cat Heaven