Heavenly Imaginers Pillows

Angels playing quoits.

'Hon, I'm home!'

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

'It's all done with computer animation now.'

'The best part is being able to fly without taking off your shoes.'

Geese and Angels

'What did He do before he was God?'

Cherub on a cloud

"They're exactly the same, except in Hell you have to put on your own duvet cover."

"Take us to Lady Gaga."

Life on cloud 8

They couldn't Convince Jimmy, the Smoke-Detector Salesman, that he hadn't gone to Heaven

The spirit's flight

'Do you want fries and a coke with this?'

Heaven's Cattlegrid.

"My new mobile phone makes me feel so space age!"

Heavenly Ships

"Oh, Freddy! I just knew it would be like this!"

"'Smoking' or 'Non-Smoking'?"

The Ladder to Heaven

"No sir, we do not have beer here."

"This is great. This could be franchised."

Pearly Queen Gates

"Not now, Elaine—I'm on my man-cloud."

"I was an attorney, but I was also one heck of a nice guy."

"What a relief."

Heaven.

The trouble with cats going to heaven.

'How can this be heaven when there's no trees?'

"In heaven there's perfect harmony, even if you're still married."

"You received your rewards on earth."

You've Got Questions, We've Got Answers.

Welcome to Cat Heaven

"Welcome aboard. We have no government, so there are no taxes."