Heavenly Handwriting Pillows

BLESS YOU

"I believe it was called 'cursive'."

"I DO have a note from my doctor...but nobody can read it!"

Letter writing lady.

"You'll never make it as a doctor with handwriting like this. I understood every word."

"But if I don't learn handwriting, how will I be able to read Grandma's letters?"

"If you put little crosses on your sevens people will think you're French."

'The $39.95 is for the prescription, sir, and the $7 surcharge is a little something for our handwriting expert.'

'Stewart, why is the handwriting on your mom's last two attendance notes different?'

'Excellent sir! Your signature is now completely illegible.'

'I'm at that awkward age when I can't read my own handwriting. Do they teach penmanship in college?'

"Yeah, the Declaration of Independence is beautiful! What font is that?"

'Does this pen come in another font?

Man convinced by a flattering character sketch

"This app encrypts verbal communications. My doctor's handwriting is all we need to encrypt everything else."

'Did you think that since so few people now use a manual typewriter, I wouldn't notice that you'd typed your penmanship homework?'

'Let's see...yes, there is a wing upgrade for a soul patch.'

I love Fountain Pens

"I love your short-hand. It looks just like a page of wriggly worms!"

"My grandma writes me letters like that. I call it the Grandma Font."

"JUST SIGN THE CARD!!"

'Your moon is on Saturn. Your sun is on Venus, and your hand is on my thigh!'

"Well of course it's unintelligible. I'm an English professor!"

'I see that you have crossed you t's and opened you e's. That's always a good sign.'

Death of the pope.

'You've gotta help me! I can't read my own writing!'

Hell's Kitchen / God's Pantry.

You laugh?...Indiana Legislatures have introduced a bill requiring their schools to teach cursive writing.

"I'm going to write you out a prescription, but it's going to be very hard to read."