Heavenly Handwriting Pillows

BLESS YOU

"No, I won't write your prescription legibly...you'd just google it and ask a lot of dumb questions."

"I believe it was called 'cursive'."

'As you can see,we run a completely paperless office.'

"I DO have a note from my doctor...but nobody can read it!"

"You'll never make it as a doctor with handwriting like this. I understood every word."

Letter writing lady.

"But if I don't learn handwriting, how will I be able to read Grandma's letters?"

"If you put little crosses on your sevens people will think you're French."

'Stewart, why is the handwriting on your mom's last two attendance notes different?'

'The $39.95 is for the prescription, sir, and the $7 surcharge is a little something for our handwriting expert.'

'Excellent sir! Your signature is now completely illegible.'

'I'm at that awkward age when I can't read my own handwriting. Do they teach penmanship in college?'

"Yeah, the Declaration of Independence is beautiful! What font is that?"

"I was in purgatory only briefly and they've been sending me email newsletters ever since."

'Does this pen come in another font?

"This app encrypts verbal communications. My doctor's handwriting is all we need to encrypt everything else."

I love Fountain Pens

Man convinced by a flattering character sketch

Let the profit-making begin!

'Did you think that since so few people now use a manual typewriter, I wouldn't notice that you'd typed your penmanship homework?'

'Let's see...yes, there is a wing upgrade for a soul patch.'

"I love your short-hand. It looks just like a page of wriggly worms!"

"JUST SIGN THE CARD!!"

Death of the pope.

'Your moon is on Saturn. Your sun is on Venus, and your hand is on my thigh!'

"My grandma writes me letters like that. I call it the Grandma Font."

"Well of course it's unintelligible. I'm an English professor!"

'I see that you have crossed you t's and opened you e's. That's always a good sign.'

'You've gotta help me! I can't read my own writing!'

You laugh?...Indiana Legislatures have introduced a bill requiring their schools to teach cursive writing.

Must be old-timers – You don't see cursive anymore.

School. Report Card. I improved in handwriting, and she found out I can't spell.

Hell's Kitchen / God's Pantry.

"I'm going to write you out a prescription, but it's going to be very hard to read."