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"Then it's agreed. Judgment Day, whenever it comes, will fall on a Thursday, so that they'll get the long weekend."

"I've been dead over two hundred years but I still feel like the new guy."

'I'm sure that's the guy who killed me. Probably got off on a technicality.'

"It's about all the treasure laid up here."

"How can you be out of wings?"

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

"It's true: no more burpees."

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

"OMG, LOL!"

Zeus's Caddy

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

"But what if this is all there is?"

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

'So that's why I didn't get that train set? !'.

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

"You're a physician? Let me ask you about a problem that I've been having."

'It's sad in a way -- just when he was declaring victory.'

Mr. and Mrs. Angel

"I don't want any old ones, I want my own back..."

'I don't want this job. I worked all my life and retired. I like being retired.'

God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000

'And on June 30th of that same year, you used The Bible as a coaster?'

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

"I can never remember if it's smite or smote."

Angel Swing

'It's my latest novel, 'Hard Times' part 2.'

'I was on my way to Heaven, when they stumbled across my blog...'