Heavenly Comedy Fan Mugs

"Then it's agreed. Judgment Day, whenever it comes, will fall on a Thursday, so that they'll get the long weekend."

"I've been dead over two hundred years but I still feel like the new guy."

'I'm sure that's the guy who killed me. Probably got off on a technicality.'

"It's about all the treasure laid up here."

"How can you be out of wings?"

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

"It's true: no more burpees."

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

"OMG, LOL!"

Zeus's Caddy

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

"It's just one bad review and we all know who wrote it."

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

"But what if this is all there is?"

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

'It's sad in a way -- just when he was declaring victory.'

"You're a physician? Let me ask you about a problem that I've been having."

"I don't want any old ones, I want my own back..."

God passing the time.

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

'So that's why I didn't get that train set? !'.

Mr. and Mrs. Angel

'The only way anyone gets in is on there knees.'

'I don't want this job. I worked all my life and retired. I like being retired.'

God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000

'And on June 30th of that same year, you used The Bible as a coaster?'

Norman Wisdom at the Pearly Gates

No, I'm not going to aim at that mouse, either!

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

Angel Swing

'It's my latest novel, 'Hard Times' part 2.'

The Assumption of Mary