Heaven-themed Collectibles Gifts

'Honest! I only put Fluffy to sleep because I couldn't bear seeing her suffer.'

"I do tech support for the cloud."

'I hope you ain't got no tax up here!'

'It's all done with computer animation now.'

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

The Claw.

The Reason for Storms

Angel playing music

"I don't see HIS name on it."

'We're cutting you some slack because you just died but normally we frown on devil's food.'

"I opted for the upgrades."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Five

"Maybe it's infected."

"Just a few more minutes. The system's down but we got a guy working on it."

Angels Playing Frisbee with a Halo.

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

Cherub string quartets

'It was embarrassing. I always swore I'd die of her cooking.'

"I was in purgatory only briefly and they've been sending me email newsletters ever since."

'Just a one-hour pass. I'm a process server.'

'He seems nice.'

'You know what I really miss? -- living dangerously.'

Clouds getting into angel's shoes.

"Don't fall for it, Dogman!"

'Okay, one time, but just remember who the evil twin in this family really is.'

"But don't bother making up a schedule for all those projects. I've got all the time in the world now."

Heaven Has VIP

'Gee, I never expected to find this problem here too!'

"I have a rich and generous son who wants to contribute to the heavenly fund."

'Ferguson always was an overachiever.'

'The last thing I remember is something about a 'once in a lifetime' offer.'

"No, harps aren't mandatory. You could've asked for any instrument you wanted."

'But how did you lose your harp?'

"Hey you!. . . Get off of my cloud!"