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'Honest! I only put Fluffy to sleep because I couldn't bear seeing her suffer.'

"I do tech support for the cloud."

'I hope you ain't got no tax up here!'

'It's all done with computer animation now.'

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

"I don't see HIS name on it."

Angel playing music

The Reason for Storms

'We're cutting you some slack because you just died but normally we frown on devil's food.'

"I opted for the upgrades."

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

"Just a few more minutes. The system's down but we got a guy working on it."

"Maybe it's infected."

'It was embarrassing. I always swore I'd die of her cooking.'

Cherub string quartets

Angels Playing Frisbee with a Halo.

'Just a one-hour pass. I'm a process server.'

'You know what I really miss? -- living dangerously.'

'He seems nice.'

Clouds getting into angel's shoes.

"But don't bother making up a schedule for all those projects. I've got all the time in the world now."

'Okay, one time, but just remember who the evil twin in this family really is.'

"Don't fall for it, Dogman!"

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'Ferguson always was an overachiever.'

Sign on the Pearly Gates: Now Hiring.

'Gee, I never expected to find this problem here too!'

An Angel getting his dog to jump through his Halo using it like a Hoop

'The last thing I remember is something about a 'once in a lifetime' offer.'

"No, harps aren't mandatory. You could've asked for any instrument you wanted."

"I have a rich and generous son who wants to contribute to the heavenly fund."