Heat Wave Combatant T-Shirts

Summer Decorating

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

North Pole

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

"....And the weatherman said it was going to be a hot one today so take it easy and stay hydrated..."

"Have you noticed any global warming?"

'Bottled water or other non-carbonated diet beverage!'

"With the temperature on the rise, New Yorkers find creative ways to beat the heat."

"I know it's hot out, but it's way too warm in here."

Relief for America in the Heat.

'Steam from the boiler turns the turbine which then powers the air conditioner.'

'You know it's too hot to use the sprinkler when the spray turns to steam.'

Birthday cakes on porch on hot day

The race against gravity with an ice cream!

Why don't you look at ME that way?

'I think you got the drummer - Now try for the trumpet player!'

Protecting the green

Summertime in the city

Summer Berries

Welcome to summer school.

'Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch! Boy I hate hot sand...'

Forget about the college basketball tourney, endless drilling in 100-degree summer heat is the real "march madness."

Overheated office where a member of staff is suffering from high temperatures

'Here, take this. It came in handy when I used to change your nappy.'

"I don't mind having a bun in the oven, but I do mind not being able to set the temperature."

"Yeah, its warm..."

'Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment.'

Heat Wave Podium

'I know I never play it. I only borrow it from next door to stop him playing the damn thing!'

A snowman enjoys the aircon

"It's not the heat or the humidity. It's the self-recrimination over not finding a way to get out of the city this summer."

'It's so hot, I've been feeding the chickens ice cubes just to keep them from laying hard-boiled eggs!'

Exhausted men - steep hill 1 in 3

Air conditioner.