Heat Wave Combatant Gifts

Summer Decorating

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

North Pole

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

"....And the weatherman said it was going to be a hot one today so take it easy and stay hydrated..."

"Have you noticed any global warming?"

"With the temperature on the rise, New Yorkers find creative ways to beat the heat."

'Bottled water or other non-carbonated diet beverage!'

"I know it's hot out, but it's way too warm in here."

The race against gravity with an ice cream!

'You know it's too hot to use the sprinkler when the spray turns to steam.'

'Steam from the boiler turns the turbine which then powers the air conditioner.'

Relief for America in the Heat.

Why don't you look at ME that way?

'I think you got the drummer - Now try for the trumpet player!'

Welcome to summer school.

Summer Berries

Summertime in the city

Protecting the green

'Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch! Boy I hate hot sand...'

Overheated office where a member of staff is suffering from high temperatures

"I don't mind having a bun in the oven, but I do mind not being able to set the temperature."

'Here, take this. It came in handy when I used to change your nappy.'

'I know I never play it. I only borrow it from next door to stop him playing the damn thing!'

A snowman enjoys the aircon

Heat Wave Podium

'Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment.'

"Yeah, its warm..."

'It's so hot, I've been feeding the chickens ice cubes just to keep them from laying hard-boiled eggs!'

'Oh, great! We've been going round in right-angled triangle.'

"It's not the heat or the humidity. It's the self-recrimination over not finding a way to get out of the city this summer."

Air conditioner.

The Desert Thong