Heart-to-heart Art Viewer Gifts

"Oh, O.K. I can sort of see it."

'It's a Joan Biro.'

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

Well, you know these child prodigies - they can be very demanding about how their work is displayed.

Fertility goddess. Nanny goddess.

Misunderstood artist

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

bird interprets modern art

Horse statue throws off rider.

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"Now this I get."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

Man blending in to his chair is reading Optical Illusion Monthly magazine.

Would you make up your mind? I can't keep letting you in and out all day.

"Tinnitus?"

Juggler and Illusionist

Scarpia's Palace

'It doesn't do anything, it's just a very pleasing shape!'

Artist on the Beach

Leaves falling out of a painting.

Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

'Can't you forget you were an art teacher?'

Coot on a jetty

Ariana Grande caricature

'Isn't this cast great? Dr. Emily's minor was sculpture in college!'

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.

Evolution or Creation? A Compromise

"Lou, c'm'ere - you gotta check out this guy's Degas!"

Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.

Hee hee hee, watch this - I just shuffled my feet on the carpet.