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'Well, Frobisher, it's taken a millennium, but thanks to our initial public stock offering, we've finally turned lead into gold.'

'This is our golden anniversary. Let's invest in gold.'

"Who says you can't take it with you? This one has a fireproof lining."

"Yep, first the gold run out, then the microchip manufacturing went overseas."

Found pearls! No way I'm leaving. . . Amelia.

Investor alternates between hating and loving gold, depending on the stock market's performance.

Medalist wears five gold medals to form olympic rings.

"I asked you to send me over a prospectus!"

Gold Crisis

'To tell you the truth, you've ruined the gold market, Mr Midas!'

"Trepanning for gold"

'As you can see, we've been recapitalized.'

"No, I'm a transplant."

Pick Me Ups.

"Guard this with your life. The value of gold has gone way up against the dollar."

"I was going to transmute it into gold, and then I read that the base metal market has made a remarkable recovery!"

"He is stingy. If he is giving gold it's only because prices have hit rock-bottom..."

'Sir, we've drilled so deep this time that we've reached Arab oil.'

The cry rang out. "There's gold in that there castle in the sky!" And the great beanstalk rush of 1849 had begun.

"Let's get to work, there's gold in them there hills."

'May I have my allowance in gold bullion?'

"I decided to invest in precious metals - I bought a new car."

'This is such an appropriate way for us to celebrate our GOLDEN wedding anniversary."

"Bad news, Beatrice - I struck oil on the south forty."

'Forty years out of touch with civilization, but with this $5000 worth of gold, we'll live like kings for the rest of our lives.'

"Gold is finally making a move and you sit here doing nothing."

'Why don't you just invest in gold?'

"I see you getting rich because of what the gold in your rings is now bringing."

"No gold - but lot's of silicon."

"THIS is the cup of a Carpenter."

Guy with gold mining equipment holds sign saying 'them thar hills'.

Buy Gold

"The trick is to keep the rainbow directly over the gold."

"When do we all start frantically buying gold again?"