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"The trick is to keep the rainbow directly over the gold."

'Well, Frobisher, it's taken a millennium, but thanks to our initial public stock offering, we've finally turned lead into gold.'

'This is our golden anniversary. Let's invest in gold.'

"Yep, first the gold run out, then the microchip manufacturing went overseas."

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?"

Investor alternates between hating and loving gold, depending on the stock market's performance.

Medalist wears five gold medals to form olympic rings.

"I asked you to send me over a prospectus!"

"I'm looking for something a little more open pan."

Gold Crisis

'To tell you the truth, you've ruined the gold market, Mr Midas!'

"Trepanning for gold"

Cannabis Dispensary: Walk-ins awkwardly trying to look nonchalant welcome!

'As you can see, we've been recapitalized.'

Pick Me Ups.

"Guard this with your life. The value of gold has gone way up against the dollar."

"Slow down. This stuff is gold, I’m tellin’ ya! Gold!"

'Sir, we've drilled so deep this time that we've reached Arab oil.'

"I was going to transmute it into gold, and then I read that the base metal market has made a remarkable recovery!"

"He is stingy. If he is giving gold it's only because prices have hit rock-bottom..."

The cry rang out. "There's gold in that there castle in the sky!" And the great beanstalk rush of 1849 had begun.

"Let's get to work, there's gold in them there hills."

'May I have my allowance in gold bullion?'

'This is such an appropriate way for us to celebrate our GOLDEN wedding anniversary."

"Bad news, Beatrice - I struck oil on the south forty."

'Forty years out of touch with civilization, but with this $5000 worth of gold, we'll live like kings for the rest of our lives.'

"Gold is finally making a move and you sit here doing nothing."

'Why don't you just invest in gold?'

"No gold - but lot's of silicon."

"I see you getting rich because of what the gold in your rings is now bringing."

"Do you mind?!"

"Curly-Bill! Git over here... nuggets as big as yer corns!"

Panning for salmon in the Yukon.

"You're sitting in my place!"

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