Heart Of Gold Gifts

"No, I'm a transplant."

Social Worker

Charity

Unsung Hero Recognition.

'Well, Frobisher, it's taken a millennium, but thanks to our initial public stock offering, we've finally turned lead into gold.'

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

'This is our golden anniversary. Let's invest in gold.'

"Who says you can't take it with you? This one has a fireproof lining."

Investor alternates between hating and loving gold, depending on the stock market's performance.

"I asked you to send me over a prospectus!"

Coastguard

Deer about to cut rope of gun being lifted to hunter in tree.

"You idiot! I said, 'Buy more gold', not mold!!"

'To tell you the truth, you've ruined the gold market, Mr Midas!'

Snail trap

Gold Crisis

Pick Me Ups.

'As you can see, we've been recapitalized.'

"Guard this with your life. The value of gold has gone way up against the dollar."

"You will dance on your enemy's grave."

"I was going to transmute it into gold, and then I read that the base metal market has made a remarkable recovery!"

"He is stingy. If he is giving gold it's only because prices have hit rock-bottom..."

"Let's get to work, there's gold in them there hills."

'Life's too short to hold grudges.' 'No it's not! You just need to organize your time better.'

'May I have my allowance in gold bullion?'

'I must admit I'm uneasy over the policy of offenders meeting their victims.'

'This is such an appropriate way for us to celebrate our GOLDEN wedding anniversary."

'Forty years out of touch with civilization, but with this $5000 worth of gold, we'll live like kings for the rest of our lives.'

"Gold is finally making a move and you sit here doing nothing."

'Why don't you just invest in gold?'

Capture the Flag

"I see you getting rich because of what the gold in your rings is now bringing."

'You wait until I'm bigger...'

Buy Gold

The gold price chart.