Heart Maker Mugs

Blacksmith heart

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

Guitarist

Marimba

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

Piano Recital

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

Learn Guitar In 6 Easy Lessons: Add another fifty difficult ones!

"I'll stop when I'm good and ready to."

Eric Clapton.

New music conference

Music downloads

Musical notes bubble gum.

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

Artist and Musician

Guitar Man.

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

Six jazz instruments.

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

'Their daughter plays the violin.'

Noel Coward.

"Can you recommend a wine that would compliment a divorce?"

A woman playing a keyboard

May your Christmas be full of harmony

"Check out this new store."

"This next one is a typical blues number about exceeding your data plan limit, cracking your ipad screen, and losing your new ear buds."

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