Hearing Test Prints

'I have this constant ringing in my ears. I think I have tinnitus.' - 'Does it sound like an 'eeeeeee' or a 'shhhhh'?' - 'It's like the murmer of a thousand forgotten souls quietly lamenting past sorrows.' - 'Hmmm. I don't have a checkbox for that, sadly.

"More?"

Older lady to husband surrounded by dogs: 'Still getting feedback from your hearing aid?'

'No need to shout.'

"I'd know my tinnitus anywhere and this isn't it."

"You're hearing is fine. It's the noise-canceling headphones that are the problem."

Here's your problem. You have an iPod.

'Your hearing aid is on back order five months. In the meantime, pass these out to your family, friends and co-workers.'

Childrens Eye Test

'Sorry, what was that?'

Vestibular Nerve: What it takes for a Vestibular System to wear paisleys with with pin stripes.

Ear specialist uses sign to communicate with hearing impaired patient.

"Hearing aids. What did you wish for?"

"Ooops....I guess this one failed."

"She says she's from Quality Control. We've failed the furniture inspection."

"I'm a hearing-ear dog."

'Good morning, and welcome to the National Symposium on Inner Ear Disorders.'

'Which' Consumer Testing Whiskies

People talking through a stethoscope.

Deaf in Venice

Old man with archaic ear horn says: 'This was state of the art when I joined the waiting list ...'

'We can't put it off any longer, we must book hearing tests.'

Hard of Hearing Institute.

Judge: 'I will not have this courtroom be turned into a circus! ... no matter how fun it may be.'

Guide dogs for the deaf

Deaf Musician

Old People Whisperer

"I said, you have a suppository in your ear so I think I know where your hearing aid is."

"You should see considerable improvement with your new hearing aid and as a gesture of goodwill we'll throw in the spare battery for free."

Ear Doctor.

"What's the least spoken language in the world?"

"Don't worry, with a hearing-aid, you'll be able to hear the farmer's whistles and shouts again..."

"Just signal like this when you're about to throw up."

"You really ought to have your hearing checked."

'No, Miss Smith... I asked if you could roll your R's.'