Hearing Test T-Shirts

'I have this constant ringing in my ears. I think I have tinnitus.' - 'Does it sound like an 'eeeeeee' or a 'shhhhh'?' - 'It's like the murmer of a thousand forgotten souls quietly lamenting past sorrows.' - 'Hmmm. I don't have a checkbox for that, sadly.

Older lady to husband surrounded by dogs: 'Still getting feedback from your hearing aid?'

'No need to shout.'

"I'd know my tinnitus anywhere and this isn't it."

"You're hearing is fine. It's the noise-canceling headphones that are the problem."

Childrens Eye Test

Vestibular Nerve: What it takes for a Vestibular System to wear paisleys with with pin stripes.

'Sorry, what was that?'

"Ooops....I guess this one failed."

Ear specialist uses sign to communicate with hearing impaired patient.

"Hearing aids. What did you wish for?"

"She says she's from Quality Control. We've failed the furniture inspection."

'Which' Consumer Testing Whiskies

People talking through a stethoscope.

Deaf in Venice

Old man with archaic ear horn says: 'This was state of the art when I joined the waiting list ...'

'We can't put it off any longer, we must book hearing tests.'

Hard of Hearing Institute.

Judge: 'I will not have this courtroom be turned into a circus! ... no matter how fun it may be.'

Guide dogs for the deaf

"I said, you have a suppository in your ear so I think I know where your hearing aid is."

Deaf Musician

Old People Whisperer

"You should see considerable improvement with your new hearing aid and as a gesture of goodwill we'll throw in the spare battery for free."

Ear Doctor.

"Just signal like this when you're about to throw up."

"Don't worry, with a hearing-aid, you'll be able to hear the farmer's whistles and shouts again..."

"You really ought to have your hearing checked."

"What's the least spoken language in the world?"

'No, Miss Smith... I asked if you could roll your R's.'

The focus group hated it. So he showed it to an out-of-focus group.