Healthy Cooking T-Shirts

'Lose weight now...ask me how!'

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

"Good For You / Bad For You"

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

Lady of the Cake.

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

"States of tofu"

"You do like octopus?"

Domestic Goddess.

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

'If he grabs the broccoli, we turn on the Raffi tunes. If he heads towards the Playstation, he hit him with the air horn at 100db.'

"Where do we put Desserts?"

But is it organic?

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.

Be Healthy

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

'Like death by salad.'

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

Studies show foods work miracles!

"Can you come back? We're still counting carbs."

How about going easy on the carbs

"I haven't started playing the violin. I hide my vegetables in here!"

Advocado

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'